Saturday, August 12, 2017

Love Under the Big Top S5E5

Synopsis: Dorothy is dating a top Miami lawyer named Ken who wants to retire from law and become a circus clown; Rose and Blanche take part in a protest to save dolphins.

That’s What She Said
Blanche: “I'm out of spit. Can I go now?”

Picture It
Blanche: “Boy, I tell you, there is nothing more invigorating than spending a little time on a boat.”
Sophia: “Oh, yeah? Not when I sailed to America. Picture it. There we were - a tired, poor, huddled mass eating marinara sauce out of a can. It was hell. And the entertainment? Some guy from Palermo forgot his accordion, so he sat around singing "O Solo Mio" while squeezing a monkey… It was the worst time of my life. If it weren't for pin the tail on the French, we would've gone stir-crazy.”

Insult Watch
Dorothy: “Hi, girls. Do these pearls look OK with this?”
Blanche: “Honey, pearls look fine with everything, from the fanciest dress to… that.”

Product Placement
Rose: “Don't be ridiculous, Dorothy. You love the man for who he is. It's not like he's driving you around in a tiny car with a giant key on the back…. Is he???”
Ken: “Hi, sweetheart.”
Dorothy: “You are driving the Lincoln tonight aren’t you?”

Sassy Sophia
Sophia: “I want you two jailbirds to feel at home. Dinner's at six. Pass it on.”

Best of B.E.D.
Rose: “Twenty envelopes and you’re ready to quit? Blanche, we joined the ‘Friends of Sea Mammals’ for a reason. You are so unmotivated!”
Blanche: “Well! When I joined this ‘Mammals with Blowholes’ thing, I didn't expect to be carrying picket signs on some grungy dock. I was hoping more for a fundraiser cocktail party with Chinese lanterns and Portuguese, no, Hispanic waiters in tight black pants. And we hire a band to play fish songs in pirate suits with muscles bulgin.’”
Rose: “Your mouth is watering now, Blanche. Keep licking.”

Blanche: “Let's go back down to the dock… I know a waterfront bar where a lot of foreign fishermen hang out.”
Rose: “Do you think they'd listen to me?”
Blanche: “Well, sure, they will, honey. They don't speak English and they're horny.”

Sweet, Single-Digit-IQ Rose
Rose: “All creatures must learn to coexist. Back where I come from, they do. That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives and live in harmony. 'Course, they can't mate, or the mice would explode. You know what I mean.”
Dorothy: “I think Rose needs to work on her metaphors.”

From Feud to Food
Rose: “Blanche, you saw that dolphin. All tangled up in that tuna boat's net. Thousands of them die that way each year. We have to do something.”
Blanche: “You are absolutely right. From this moment on, no more tuna fish!”
Rose: “Blanche, you hate tuna fish.”
Blanche: “All right, then no more tuna fishermen!”

The Boob Tube
Dorothy: “Blanche, I am impressed. You have really changed your tune.”
Blanche: “ You know it's funny how that happened. There I was, staying up last night, coming up with excuses to get out of this. And then it occurred to me. I said, ‘Water Lily.’ That's what I call myself sometimes. ‘Water Lily, you've never done anything like this in your life. Now, this is important. For the love of mother earth and the love of mother nature, commit yourself to this, Blanche Devereaux!’ Isn't that exciting?
Dorothy: “Caught a rerun of Flipper on cable, did you?”
Blanche: “A particularly touching one. Where Flipper comes to the rescue. It was only after that I picked up Rose's pamphlets and read about these magnificent creatures.”
Dorothy: “That's beautiful. Water Lily?”
Blanche: “Uh-huh.”

Reel References
Rose: “We may not agree with the fishermen, but we want this demonstration to be peaceful. In the tradition of… you know, the short, bald Indian fellow with the glasses and the diaper. You know the one who didn't eat and won an Oscar.”

Golden Quotes
Blanche: “Your Ken is quite a catch, Dorothy. For once I'm a bit jealous.”
Sophia: “What's not to be jealous about? The man's gorgeous. He's got money and class. I couldn't be happier for you, Dorothy. I just want to give you a loving mother's advice: Don't blow it!”

Dorothy: “What more could I want from a man? Get it out of the gutter, Blanche.”

Blanche: “Just think of it. Life with a successful attorney: The summer homes, the glamorous social circles, those impulsive little trips to Europe with rascally Romans pinching your bottom. You're a lucky girl, Dorothy. I hate you!”
Dorothy: “This is just crazy talk. I mean, we've only been seeing each other for three months. I've never even thought of what it would be like if I were: Mrs. Kenneth Whittingham!

Dorothy: “I feel like a virgin. Where do the noses go?”

Rose: “Sophia, I don't know what all the hullabaloo is about. Dating a circus clown would be a dream come true for me.”
Blanche: “Reach for the stars, Rose.”

Dorothy: “Ken, could you give up the circus for me? Could you give up the laughter? The smiles on those children's faces?”
Do you know something, Dorothy? I don't think I could. Could I give up the fat lady for you? No. Could I give up the elephants for you? No. The chimps? The sword-swallower-”
Dorothy: “Ken. I think I have a grip on this.”

Critique:
Do you think Rose feels EXTRA guilty for eating Blanche's tuna quiche in the upcoming episode where Blanche goes on a diet to fit into her wedding dress? Did she not learn anything from this episode?? And does this episode even remotely attempt to portray the legal system accurately whatsoever? How does Blanche and Dorothy, and all the other protesters, get a trial literally an hour or so after being arrested? That's swift justice if there ever was. But I digress. I've always really enjoyed this episode even if it doesn't exactly break the mold. Bea Arthur and Dick Van Dyke seem like the perfect match, and I'm not just talking about the fact that they're hulking in size. It's fun to see the A story and B story come together though it's awfully convenient the moment they need a lawyer Dorothy happens to be dating one. And is it just me or is Blanche particularly horny in this one as well? Anywho, there are plenty of great lines to be found here circus-related (“Call them 'little people'”) and otherwise (“What did you DO to him??”) and it's a perfectly pleasant middle-of-the-road Golden Girls half hour. GRADE: B

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